More old things I found that I can credit to Alex...

Chances are he'll not really care about all this being shared, but I have to admit that it's been fun to re-read these things and laugh at them as though they happened yesterday all while remembering the events that surrounded what brought them to existence. Without further adieu:

Since we had the E-Kathe-astes, it's only fitting then that I found Ladonna-astes to go with it.
1. "LaDonna-astes chapter 3
For everything there is a time, and a season for every purpose under heaven;
a time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to mow for five hours;
a time to sling a blade, and a time to get the tractor;
a time to kill the kids, and a time to heal them;
a time to tear down the camper, and a time to raise it;
a time to load the dishwasher, and a time to unload the dishwasher;
a time to laugh and take the low seat, and a time to suppress laughter and take the high seat;
a time to apply insect repellent, and a time to napalm the !@##$ nest with gasoline;
a time for the scattering of housecats, and a time for the gathering up of housecats;
a time for chaining the dogs, and a time for releasing the dogs again;
a time for the shattering of windows, and a time for the glazing of windows;
a time for baking of morsels, and a time for melting Tupperware into plastic slag;
a time to speak, and a time to speak louder;
a time to flit about, and a time to perch;
and a time for humoring the houseguest, and a time for slapping the houseguest about the head;

For there is never, EVER, a time for the tickling of feet.....

Humorously yours,
Alexander, Scribe of Funnibone"